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- My doctor, shortly before giving me a tetanus shot (via hanitjemars)

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Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for Short Stories
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things–reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them–in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

- Kurt Vonnegut (via chrisarrant)

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Jessica Williams on Claps and Catcalls Sept. 2, 2014 (x)

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This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

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Today is National Grandparents Day.

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These statistics from the U.S. Census Bureau reflect how invaluable grandparents can be, but, in honor of their very own day, here’s some more reasons why:

Some of them are so in love.

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Some of them are kind of silly.

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Some of them are terrified of Japanese restaurants.

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Some of them don’t understand Skype.

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Sometimes they have Band-Aids on their faces.

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Some are funny.

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Some are beyond sweet.

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And some are just plain awesome.

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HAPPY GRANDPARENTS DAY!

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Colton Haynes and Emily Bett Rickards doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, feat. John Barrowman x

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