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bakasara:

And I would walk 500 miles…  | David Tennant & DW Company (x)

And not a single fuck was given that day

(Source: chlark)

awesomeheirsofdurin:

thegreatbigfour:

The only couple needed in Brave.

They love each other so much.

(Source: briannathestrange)

slugbooks:

Social experiment: who wants a free t-shirt?

slugbooks:

Social experiment: who wants a free t-shirt?

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

(Source: crowleyskitten)

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

littlemoongoddess:

shiningartifact:

consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.
And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.
THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.
Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.
Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 
The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

This is stupidly hot.

But the Tony bootyboop though. Tony Stark is genderful.

littlemoongoddess:

shiningartifact:

consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.

And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.

THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.

Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.

Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 

The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.

I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

This is stupidly hot.

But the Tony bootyboop though. Tony Stark is genderful.

(Source: supagirl)

avadamyass:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair and one ear who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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nearly 9000 notes and nobody has pointed out that suddenly fred has lost an ear as well as george

It doesn’t matter when your soul is falling apart.

(Source: cirquereveur)

darkseraphscorner:

This is actually amazing.
A puffer fish’s reaction to anything that tries to touch it is to puff up so it’s poison quills can kill it.
But this puffer is happily letting some one give it skritches, amazing

darkseraphscorner:

This is actually amazing.

A puffer fish’s reaction to anything that tries to touch it is to puff up so it’s poison quills can kill it.

But this puffer is happily letting some one give it skritches, amazing

(Source: yodiscrepo)

burningonyx:

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

wellokcunt:

I have an allergy too, I’m allergic to unsafe sex practices.
If any sex partner says they have a latex allergy or sensitivity and refuses to wear a condom as a result, call bullshit and pull out polyurethane, polyisoprene or nitrile condoms. My husband has a latex sensitivity and he highly recommends Lifestyles SKYN polysioprene condoms for comfort and good body heat transfer. Also the female/internal condom FC2 (which is made from nitrile) is a great option not only for latex allergies but also for a more natural feel.

This post is everything. Learn it, live it, love it.


Yeah, and if they refuse those, you can offer sheepskin condoms. And if they refuse that, be like “No glove, no love.”

burningonyx:

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

wellokcunt:

I have an allergy too, I’m allergic to unsafe sex practices.

If any sex partner says they have a latex allergy or sensitivity and refuses to wear a condom as a result, call bullshit and pull out polyurethane, polyisoprene or nitrile condoms. My husband has a latex sensitivity and he highly recommends Lifestyles SKYN polysioprene condoms for comfort and good body heat transfer. Also the female/internal condom FC2 (which is made from nitrile) is a great option not only for latex allergies but also for a more natural feel.

This post is everything. Learn it, live it, love it.

Yeah, and if they refuse those, you can offer sheepskin condoms. And if they refuse that, be like “No glove, no love.”